What in god's name are desparate housewives? Personally, I think modern woman has lost her way, and if you are a woman reading this and feel agitated before the end of the first paragraph, then I rest my case! You are more like men than men are these days, what with your pin stripped suites, shiny shoes and heavy brief cases to boot! Honestly, society needs lost and desprate housewives about as much as fish needs a hook!
And if that's not bad enough you end up having affairs because you're not getting the love and support you need in the home. Err hello! You're hardly ever in the home these days as you're too busy running around chasing your high flying careers, and flirting at after work get-togethers down at the local. So stop your complaining about how bad things are back home. I mean, don't knock it until you've tried it. Home life that is!
Desparate housewifes! Don't make me laugh! You left the home because you're promiscuous, you're tough, and you're evolving with more testosterone than estrogen. You've become desprate housewives because you've been influenced by too many magazine articles, feminist extremists, and the sisterhood, whatever the heck that is!
Remember unisex clothing? What was that all about huh? There wasn't this new range of clothes designed specifically for both men and woman. No, all unisex clothing was, was the women's fashion industry telling you gals that it is okay to start wearing men's clothes. So, we began to see you lot in trousers instead of skirts, suits instead of dresses, and ties in place of scarves. Weird!
I've taken a look at the kind of shows that guide influence you. It's astonishing to see how many hits www. desperate housewives get in a day. Look, ladies, stop this battle of the sexes. Men are men and woman are women, we're different, we're supposed to be different, get over it and stop trying to get back at us poor hard working chaps like we've done something wrong!
Oh, and just before I close, the sooner you sharks realise that you have no right to try and change a man once he's married to you, the more chance you will have of a blissful marriage. What you see is what you get with us blokes, warts and all, so if you don't like it pre-marriage, I've got news for you – it'll all be there after the big day - so get real.
Should you yearn to yet again become the second half of the marital whole, you might want to read up a little on what it was that made the housewife of the 1950’s so contented with her lot. A happy wife and mother = a happy home. Women were once the bedrock of the family klan, but sadly nowadays they’re like misguided missiles recklessly and selfishly destroying anything that doesn’t agree with their way of thinking.
It's up to you, but the way you're all going we’ll end up with a society of female-only families and test tube babies. Despite the so called sisterhood of woman, you'll drive each other crazy. It will only be a matter of time before you'll be scratching each other's eyes out and winging about every person, every place, and every thing that exists in your brave new world. It will be the beginning of the end of human kind. Thank you ladies, you're doing a great job at cocking up the balance of nature!!
